The Legal Bits
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Do you like our legal jargon, by the way? We suspect our lawyer was bitten by a werewolf, as he’s been talking a bit strangely recently, but the principles remain.
Would you believe it? Even a Spark Furnace has to be registered! When I was a lad, a mad inventor could create monstrosities in his rooftop laboratory or dingy basement without anyone batting an eyelid. Nowadays, you need paperwork for this, approvals for that. I mean, where does it all end?
Anyway, if you’re the kind of person who thinks it’s important, the Spark Furnace is owned by Fabled Lands LLP. And it’s registered in England with the number OC315902 at Cambridge House, 16 High Street, Saffron Walden, CB10 1AX.
So there, now you know. I bet you’re glad you skipped past the books, the free downloads and everything else and read to the bottom of this page. Hmm?